Monday Jokes!

Why did the cat sit next to the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

How do you organize a space party for your pets?

You "planet"!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a phone?

A golden receiver!

Why did the pet fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mousekeeping!

How does a dog stop a video?

By hitting the paws button!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus!